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I'm not bold enough to put my phone number on the web...yet. So if you want to get a hold of me, just fire off an e-mail to:
rich at richmarkovic.com - replace the word at with the e-mail @ . I do this to avoid e-mail harvesting robots.

.... by donating lots, and lots of money. Todays suggested donation is $2,438.63 . Now that's only a suggestion, and I realize most people don't have that kind of money just lying around. Smaller increments are accepted, such as $500.00, $499.88, $499.32 .

Here's a list of what your donation amounts say to me.

• $1.00 - here ya go chump, buy yourself a candy bar.
• $5.00 - Rich, I'd like to buy you a value meal from micky dees.
• $10.00 - ok Rich, I like what your doing keep up the good work.
• $20.00 - ok Rich, I want to buy you dinner and a movie.
• $2,438.63 - My name is Bill Gates and I think your site is really, really cool, so here's some money chump.